I'm Thinking The Spider Was On Red Bull

You will not believe what I have done for you. I subjected myself to random spider clips on YouTube and to say that I won't sleep tonight would, perhaps, be underestimating the emotional toll those videos took on me. All for the sake of an illustration.

This evening, we had a spider that was so fast, it was merely a blur but enough of a blur to illicit a scream from the female adult in the house who shall remain nameless. I think this freakishly fast spider had feasted on the sugar crumbs from all the sugary goodness I throw at my kids in the morning resulting in some sort of spider sugar high.

So, after countless spider videos giving me the hebe jibes, here is the closest to how fast our spider was:


Except ours was way faster and I'm thinking much bigger as well.