Random Bits of Nothingness

Or rather, 'What You Have Come To Expect from My Blog.'

I love Twitter. Like LOVE love Twitter. If I could pour it into my bathtub and roll around in it I would in a heart beat.

If it would propose and polygamy was okay, I'd marry it.

If it asked me to watch its kids for the day, I would.

Yes, I love it that much.

Why?

Because, as my sister and her family traversed the country in a RV Friday, I was able to keep her updated on the tornadoes breaking out in the mid section of the US.

How?

Twitter, Baby.

That's right, the Weather Channel was twittering the tornado sightings and touchdowns before any mainstream media even knew there were warnings. In her words, "You are nutty but you saved our life."

No, Sister of mine, Twitter saved your life.

Now, Dear Readers, go to Twitter. You do not need to update to read updates. You simply sign up for free, decide who you wish to follow (me) and it is easy peasy lemon squeezy. You log in to read updates or you can have updates of certain people (me) sent to your phone but seriously, that's just crazy.

P.S. Dear Men of The World,

Adrian from Adrian's Crazy Life has devised a way to make dieting equal for both men and women.

From now on, Men pounds will be measured much like dog years. Men will have to lose 7 pounds for every 1 pound a woman loses.

Therefore, If my husband comes down in the morning marveling at the fact that he lost 14 pounds since the night before, It simply means he really lost two pounds and all I have to do is avoid eating the huge bowl of ice cream after I drop the kids off at school and whaa laa, I've lost two pounds too.

So, please, tell your friends and family that the new poundage ratio is 7 to 1. Fingers crossed it catches on.